Wednesday, 13 August 2014

The Frustrated Ramblings Of A Drama Queen: Part 4

Iya honeyz, I'm home! Did you miss me??? Don't lie, I know you cried every waking hour until I returned.
I am home from my mini break to London! Feeling newly refreshed and inspired I thought I'd strike whilst the iron's hot (Seriously what the hell is that saying about?!). I am back in work tomorrow and the next 2 weeks are the busiest of the year so no doubt my blogging mojo will be chewed to bits and I will be incapable of stringing a sentence together. Therefore I need to whack out this post today before the work demons get me. Did I mention I really enjoyed my summer job? Not.
I thought what better way to spend my slobby Sunday then doing part 4 of the ever so popular Frustrated Ramblings Of A Drama Queen series. You can catch up on them here (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3). So lets get this party kick started! *Ain't no party like a ramblings blogging party!*

Airport Security

I had to fly back from London as the trains were all messed up (what's new there, snaps to you British public transport!). Now I understand that with our past history plane security needs to be pretty tight, especially with all the awful things that have happened with flights these past 6 months. However it is starting to feel a little outta hand. They recently introduced the 'your technology must be charged to be able to board the flight with it' rule. I mean, I get it but...have they ever owned an iPhone?! 
Anyways, as I went through the full body scanner I set the alarm off. Thinking I'd get a standard pat down I went willingly over the angry looking security guard. To my horror, she not only 'patted' me down, she groped my boobs AND had to stick her hands down trousers. SO yeah, I may not have a boyfriend but at least someone else is getting good use of my Beyonce bod..... I can't believe I just wrote that...


Dare I say it, can we get over that crap now?! I feel like the only person on the planet who doesn't think Frozen is the greatest thing since sliced bread. The story line had endless flaws, it never actually went anywhere and...the music really isn't that great. They say it's the biggest selling Disney film since The Lion King and in fact, out ranked the Lion King. What?! Just because billions of people went to see it doesn't mean they actually liked it so can we stop comparing it to Disney's greatest accomplishment that is The Lion King. Let it go.... Sorry couldn't resist...

Planet Earth
Getcha crap together guys. I feel like we are really on the brink of world war 3 and it is rather scary. With Russia turning into what sounds like Nazi Germany, North Korea well...just being North Korea, Gaza turning into hell and planes dropping from the sky left right and center, I really feel we all need to sit down and talk.
During my stay in London I saw the new installation of the 'Blood swept lands and the sea of red' at the Tower of London marking the 100th anniversary of Britain heading to war. It really is breathtaking and puts so much into perspective. Our planet is full of scars of our brutal histories and they remain constant reminders of the tragedies of the past. So why the hell are we not learning from our mistakes and trying to bomb the life out of each other?! As you may have guessed I don't fully follow politics and I sometimes think it's for the best as I am sick of hearing the world falling to pieces. Planet earth getcha crap together and get over your issues. You'd think the world was PMS'ing!!

I'm still Unemployed

Are we all sick of hearing about it because I sure am. I have 2 weeks left at my summer job. You have no idea how terrifying that is knowing you only have 2 weeks left of a job and nothing in the future. I may or may not be freaking out more and more each day. As much as I have enjoyed no bra jail weekdays, I think it's time to put the ladies away and get working. Hire me?! 

Crappy Customers

If you have ever worked in a position that deals with customers face to face that you will be aware of the monstrosities they can become. Yesterday a couple came to work to pick up their cat. We charge kennel space by day, not night. So this couple were pretty annoyed when they thought it was charged by night. This is not my fault at all, they should have asked before booking and read the terms and conditions (Always read the terms and conditions people!!!). So as a response the husband of the couple decided to scream in my face for a good five minutes. It got to the point where I just walked away. I nearly said 'Do you feel like a big man when you shout at young girls like that?!' Don't sass me man, I WILL hold your cat hostage.

 Anyways, after getting their cats for them they rudely walked off (without a thank you may I add) and shouted they were never coming back. I said good because if they tried, we'd lie and say we were fully booked. ASS-HOOOOLE. If you have EVER been rude to a sales assistant, waitress, kennel assistant etc etc because you think it's okay to talk down to someone at their job, please find a cliff edge and keep on walking. 

And that concludes this weeks frustrated ramblings of a drama queen and humpday confession! Enjoy ;)
Vodka and Soda


  1. You seriously need your phone fully charged? What the heck? That a full blown groping at heathrow..That doesn't seem right.

    Ugh, I used to work customer service for the longest of time. There was always the one day a week some one made me feel like they needed my fist to collide into their face. I hope you complained to your higher up (if you have any)
    Angie x

    1. I don't think it has to be fully charged but it has to be able to be shown that it works fully. It's ridiculous because people who have to travel from place to place all day long may have their phones worn down and no chance to charge them! iPhones are so notorious for their battery it's just asking for trouble!!

      Also, I feel your pain with customer service!

      Thanks for reading :)

  2. That picture really does seem to show exactly how it goes!

  3. oh i love that airport security meme. hilarious.
    customer service sucks balls. i hated my life so much when i worked at a bank, people are so stupid and rude it just hurt my head, and heart. good luck on the job search!

    1. Haha it really is accurate! and Yep customers are just horrible people!! Thanks for reading :)

  4. Airport security in the UK and Europe is brutal! It's definitely one of the downfalls of travelling there lol

  5. Things have to be charged now? I had not heard that- absurd!!

  6. I didn't get the hype about Frozen either. Although, "Do you wanna build a snowman?" is one of my favorite things to say, but that's because I have an OBSESSIVE love of snow, so it's kinda different for me and my friends understand that. I'd rather watch any old school Disney movie any day.

    1. Old school Disney is the best! Thanks for reading!

  7. haha this is hilarious! I got strip searched once.... I'm still recovering!

    1. Strip searched?! Goodness me you poor thing!!! Thanks for reading :)


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