Friday, 28 June 2013

The Confessions Of My Dream Job...

Not a suitable career path for a future graduate yet a drama queen can dream right?

I go back to my new part time job tomorrow for the first time in almost 4 weeks. There is no doubt about it that I will have forgotten every single important detail that they told me and will most likely cock up on a grander scale. Can't wait.

As much as I am looking forward to my summer career as a cat waitress/dog toilet. I can't help but dream of alternative roles I'd rather have. So here are my top 5. If anyone wants to employ me in these roles, you know where to find me. 

1. 80s Rockstar/90s Popstar. I'll let you pick. I'm all for an 80s revival. Preferably with the big hair, glam outfits and face melting guitar solos. I heard people are looking for a Guns N Roses reunion. If Axl Rose wont step up to the mark, I'm here for you guys.

OR

Bring back the 90s cheesy pop. I'd love to be classic Britney or a member of S Club 7. Once again, I'll let my employer decide and go from there. (I do a beautiful rendition of Oops I did it again).


2. A Meme. Yep, I want someone to turn me into a meme. And then every time my meme is used in a blog, tweet, facebook post and so on, I get commission. Easiest job in the world right?




3. CEO of a major social network. I'm waiting for Mark Zuckerberg (founder of Facebook) or Jack Dorsey (founder of Twitter) to ask me to take over any day now. They are just so busy they haven't had chance to make the call yet. It's okay boys, I've got all the time in the world. I'm always being told I could social network in my sleep. In fact, during college my friends nicknamed me 'Queen of Twitter'. 26,000 tweets is impressive right? (see @laurabelsh13)

4. Professional Slob. My housemates are often treated to the sight of me slobbing out in my pyjamas. I love pyjamas. Don't you love pyjamas? I'm pretty sure my soul purpose in life was to sport pyjamas. One day I went to my university library and local supermarket in pyjamas. Team pyjamas. I could model them everywhere I go for companies world wide. Any takers? Topshop? Gucci? Prada? .... wait...do Gucci make pyjamas?!




5. A Professional Drama Queen. That basically means can somebody just pay me to be me? I take cheque, credit card or direct debit. Simples.

L.Bel xoxo

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