Sunday, 12 May 2013

The Confessions Of A Tea Drinker...

There are two types of people in the world. People who like tea and people who don't. There is no man in the middle. You love it or you hate it.

Us tea drinkers are a cult to those who dislike the hot beverage. Fascinated with out obsession yet confused as to why we depend upon the golden liquid.

Each week my housemate and myself  set out on a mission to trial one of York's cute and cosy cupcake cafes (what the hell did I just write?!). We'll both opt for the cupcake with the thickest layer of icing (who wouldn't?!) and whilst I opt for a good pot of tea my housemate will stick to soda or a milkshake.

To her I'm a completely different species.

If I don't get my cup of tea in the morning...well have you heard of that phrase 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'? For me it's more 'Hell best run fast if I don't get a morning brew'.

I fear the days I'm in uni 9-6 and I don't get access to a brew. When I'm really desperate I'll crawl across campus to the nearest paper cup vending machine that provides tea that tastes like soil. Those really are desperate times.

I dread the day I get my first big girl job (yes I just called it that and yes I know I am never going to get employed now as no one will ever take me seriously) and I have to go a whole day without a proper brew. I'll be one of those Youtube sensations when I'm caught on CCTV for trashing a supermarket because I've gone 8 hours without a brew.

I'm sure all you tea fanatics out there would completely agree with me, tea is life.

I swear there would be less wars in the world if someone just sat officials down, passed them a brew and said 'Fancy a biccy?'

So when you see a woman ripping her hair out whilst in the office or you see a man beating his keyboard, sit them down, pass them a brew and the world will keep on turning.

L.Bel xoxo


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